o0h damn.

haven't been posting for sooooooooooooooo damn freaking long. YAY.

went for learning lab eng today. sucked like hell lar! super boring.

im at home, quite alone, waiting for my dinner.

lar.

YAY MY PARENTS ARE BACK WITH MY DINNER.

haha dun mind the title. i like creating titles that has totally no relation to all the crap im toking abt. anyway.

JIMMY'S MY DAD!

XDD

first day of sku. stuck with yongji and jon hann and chenxi.

yay

bye.

lar. went for rgs gat test today and saw PEIKAI PEIKAI! lol. he looked, well, short. as usual. haha. quite easy lar but i tikam tikam the last question coz got no more time. anyway, im bored so lets freak out.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCHOOL'S STARTING ON MON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S ONLY 2 DAYS FROM NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT I HAVE 2 HW LEFT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SOOOO DEAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I STILL GOT RPE AND SCIENCE PSLE BKLT LEFT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUZ FOUND OUT I STILL GOT ONE MORE THE MATHS REVISION PAPER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAD LEMME COPY UR ANSWERS MATH GOD.

ok. yay.

HELP. I STILL HAVE LIKE, 5 PIECES OF HW NOT DONE AND ITS ONLY 3 DAYS TO SCHOOL AND MY MUM THINKS I'VE FINISHED ALL AND SO I CANNOT DO MY HW IN FRONT OF HER.

DAMMIT!

other than that, life's still the normal boring way.

morning. just woke up and i haven' combed my hair and i haven't eaten my breakfast and i look like a monster that has had a bad hair day. and im blogging.

YAY.

not hungry...too tired to get up to get the comb. i like the com tho. its one of the best inventions in the whole wide world.

anyway, i've still got my science PSLE bklt, lu lao shi's blog thingy, maths rev paper, lian xi 5 compre 0E. umm. there's suppose to be another one. but i sorta forgot. and i'm too tired to go take my hw book too. i've never been up so early since the start of the holidays...normally i'm up at about 12.30. so i skip breakfast. maybe that explains why im not hungry.

yesterday was maths enrichment...BORING LIKE HELL K! AND USELESS. THE TEACHER TAUGHT US THE 'EASIER AND FASSTER' WAY OF MULTIPLYING. the normal way was 3 steps. and easier. the way she taught us? 3steps, and harder. tsk.

was talking all day long with vanessa and shermaine since we finished way before the oher pple in the class. so we qiao jiao and stick out our tongues at them X)

Then i rushed to the nearby cc to play badminton with my dad. i was late by, like, 15 min. but who gives a damn?

going for badminton with my dad later again at about 4.15. haven't been playing for soooooo long.

needa start on my hw DESPERATELY. or i'll get lashed by all the teachers on monday. ciaoz peeps.

Me know. Me have problem.
Me love cookies. Me tend to get out of control when me see cookies. Me know it not natural to react so strongly to cookies, but me have weakness. Me know me do wrong. Me know it isn't normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt inside.
When me get back to apartment, after cookie binge, me can't stand looking in mirror—fur matted with chocolate-chip smears and infested with crumbs. Me try but me never able to wash all of them out. Me don't think me is monster. Me just furry blue person who love cookies too much. Me no ask for it. Me just born that way.
Me was thinking and me just don't get it. Why is me a monster? No one else called monster on Sesame Street. Well, no one who isn't really monster. Two-Headed Monster have two heads, so he real monster. Herry Monster strong and look angry, so he probably real monster, too. But is me really monster?
Me thinks me have serious problem. Me thinks me addicted. But since when it acceptable to call addict monster? It affliction. It disease. It burden. But does it make me monster?
How can they be so callous? Me know there something wrong with me, but who in Sesame Street doesn't suffer from mental disease or psychological disorder? They don't call the vampire with math fetish monster, and me pretty sure he undead and drinks blood. No one calls Grover monster, despite frequent delusional episodes and obsessive-compulsive tendencies. And the obnoxious red Grover—oh, what his name?—Elmo! Yes, Elmo live all day in imaginary world and no one call him monster. No, they think he cute. And Big Bird! Don't get me started on Big Bird! He unnaturally gigantic talking canary! How is that not monster? Snuffleupagus not supposed to exist—woolly mammoths extinct. His very existence monstrous. Me least like monster. Me maybe have unhealthy obsession, but me no monster.
No. Me wrong. Me too hard on self. Me no have unhealthy obsession. Me love cookies, but it no hurt anyone. Me just enthusiast. Everyone has something they like most, something they get excited about. Why not me? Me perfectly normal. Me like cookies. So what? Cookies delicious. Cookies do not make one monster. Everyone loves cookies.
Me no monster. Me OK guy. Me OK guy who eat cookies.
Who me kidding? Me know me never actually eat cookies. Me only crumble cookies in mouth, but me no swallow. Me can't swallow. Me no have no esophagus. Me no have no trachea. Me only have black fabric throat. Me not supposed to be able to even talk.
Me no eat cookies.
Me destroy cookies.
Me crush cookies.
Me mutilate cookies.
Me make it so no one get cookies.
Everyone right. Me really is cookie monster.

boring boring boring. school holidays can be soooooooo fun or sooo boring. been reading percy jackson for the WHOLE day other than doing my unfinished hw...i only have...4 days left till sku starts. one part of me can't wait to go to sku and play with my friends again. but another part dreads it coz i still have a HUGE pile of hw left on my table unfinished and much less to say, untouched. i guess the bigger part of me dreads the holidays to end coz after this, it'll be all stressy and studyee and listening-in-classy type of sku. many people can't wait for psle to end. i wish it wouldn't. think, people. if psle ends and we only have 2 months left till we leave hpps. which would be the saddest day in my WHOOOOOOOOLE life so far.

(oh gawd. *slaps myself* im being so emo)

time passes really fast when u enjoy it. its feels like, yesterday i was a primary 1 and playing with barbie dolls and not having to worry about sa1 coz there wasn't any. but now its like, teacher go to ur ear and shout, PSLE K! ARE U NERVOUS! STUDY HARD K! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. gawd. oh yar. i said before that the person who invented sku was a big fat idiot, didn't i. now i take it back. i'll change it to: the person who invented psle and exams and secondary schools is a big fat moron. if there wasn't secondary sku, we could stay a couple more years in primary school and live a carefree life without having to worry about exams and of course, PSLE.

bleh. getting reali emo and drama. loll. so lets just enjoy when we enjoy and enjoy the teasing of the boys and the scolding and lecturing of the teachers and the giggling of the girls when we can...coz once we get into secondary school we'd be MATURED PEOPLE, YOUND ADULTS, ADULTS OF A BETTER AGE.

yar yar...all that crap.

was so fun yesterday n today!!! i went for the math enrichment thing from 9-4.30 and i was in group b-4. yesterday me, vanessa, shermaine, yiming and sarah kow were sitting in the same group and we were talking the WHOLE day...about movies, advertisements and MAKING UP NICKNAMES FOR EACH OTHER X) we were like, siao, laffing and laffing all the time. especially the 5 s'es-sarah was SULLEY, yiming was stephanie, shermaine was sally, vanessa was shermaine and i was sarah. LOL SUPER FUNNY K AND WE WERE TOKING ABOUT NARNIA AND YIMING WANTED TO SAY LUCY AND SHE SAID LUCEN LOLLL!

lucy+susan=LUCEN

YAY I NOE MY MATH! XD

oh today we got this gay teacher and he kept going like, FABULOUS~~~(with the hand action) WE WERE LIKE, GOSSIPING ABOUT HIM AND THEN HE CAME OVER AND SAID, if u want to b-i-t-c-h about me, please do it louder! and then we were acting dumb. "b-i-t-c-h? OH I NOE! BUBBLES! loll!

the thing was quite nice lar, with all the experiments and stuff. i like the traffic light one...i drew the vehicles and i accidentally drew 4 vehicles the wrong direction and so we made car accidents...then me and sarah began drawing happy faces on the drivers in the car accident. lol super funny k! anyway, ours was the best, in my opinion.

anyway today was fun. very fun. but the afternoon was quite boring coz the teachers were sucky. harharhar. so sad the whole ting over but i FINALLY can sleep late again. YAY.

fathers day

aviva singapore open badminton championship finals

yay.

today was FUN!

gave my dad a prezzie

and went with him to the indoor stadium for the badminton championships finals

SUPER exciting k

there was this england women and her partner in the mixed doubles competition rite...they were competing with the indonesia doubles and she complained that the shuttlecock touched the indonesian player when he was hitting the shuttlecock. but then the umpire said it did not and she got pissed...so she stepped on the shuttlecock and threw it away. like, wad the heck? everyone was jeering k. and then she kept wasting time and UNTIED HER TIED SHOELACES. so she got YET another yellow card, which meant she already had 2 yellow cards since she got her first one for stepping on the shuttlecock. u shud noe wad this means...2yellowcards=red card. so the other team got the point and she got piss-er(if theres such a word). they lost, anyway. so they got runners up and when they were having their prize presentation EVERYONE was jeering...quite bad to the male england player since he took like, most of the balls that the woman missed.

oh and the male's singles was the most exciting. malaysia vs indonesiaa and most of the pple in the stadium were cheering for malaysia(obv). he was like, PRO k. he thrashed the indonesian 14-0. then the indonesian got 1 point. overall? 21-5. tsk. the indonesian quite poor ting lar. but he's just not up to that standard.

the most irritating thing was, there was this IDIOTIC LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD NUTHIN ELSE TO DO OTHER THAN HITTING THOSE LONG-BALLOON LIKE THINGS AT THE WRONG TIMES. OTHERWISE SHE'LL CHEER AND GO LIKE:"WAH! WOW! HAH!" WHEN EVERYONE WAS TRYING TO PAY ATTENTION. she was the quietest when she had her dad;s hp to play with. which was great. VERY great.

lar. tmr going for the science enrichment thingy. dunno wads that. but dun reali care anyway. meeting tam at sku at 8.30...so gotta go sleep sooooo early now. lets see...its 11. ok fine i noe the clock on my blog is wrong...but i dunno why. i tink its america time since my blog skin is from sum1 from america. dunno lerz...but gotta go sleep now and my mum's yelling her head off for me...ciaoz darlinks X)

Cookie Monster is a popular Muppet character on the children's television show Sesame Street. He is best known for his voracious appetite and his famous eating phrases: "Me want cookie!", "Me eat cookie!", and "Omm nom nom nom" (said through a mouthful of food). He often eats anything and everything, including danishes, donuts, lettuce, apples, bananas, and inedible objects such as salt and pepper shakers, napkins, telephones, motorcycles, trucks, a safe and the four letters in the word "food". Once, he even attempted to eat Guy Smiley and the petals and leaves off of Bert's flower costume in a Sesame Street Little Theater pageant. As evidenced by his name, however, his favorite food is cookies. Chocolate chip cookies are his favorite kind; oatmeal cookies are his second favorite. In a song in 2004, Cookie Monster revealed that, before he ate his first cookie, he believes his name was Sid.[1]
He is known to have a mother, a younger sister, and an identically-designed cousin, who all share his characteristic blue fur and "googly eyes". He also has a father, who appeared in a Monsterpiece Theater sketch promoting energy conservation, water conservation and environmentalism. Both Cookie Monster's mother and father have his enormous appetite. He and his Sesame Street friends are popular motifs on t-shirts, and he has also appeared as a guest star on the Martha Stewart show. Naturally, he was overjoyed at the fact they were making cookies.

what the tian theres totally NOTHING to do during the holidays other than studying and going on msn. haven't even started on my hw coz i've been doing my revision papers like siao. its weird how people are willing to die for holidays to come and when the holidays FINALLY come, u wish sku starts again. I'll probably cry when we leave henry park. so sad k...i tink i shud cry now. boohoohoo.

I once thought that as long as i had the com, i wudn't need anything else. WHAT THE HECK? hardly ANYONE is on msn all day, except for jimmy and jun xuan. kinda sian toking to them after soooooo long. i like guessing who's jimmy's crush though X). To make things worse, facebook disabled my account. DAMN THEM LAR! MY HATCHERY WAS LIKE, CARE TAKER OF THE YEAR K. AND MY TOWER BLOXX! DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM!

tmr's fathers day. ok fine. maybe today's ALMOST going to be father's day, since its already 11.47. got prezzies for my daddy! YAY. but my bro and sis haven't decided wad to give him. OH PLEASE. It's only 15 minutes to minute(loll the song). and my dad would be heartbroken if they dun give him anything. HIS HEART WILL BREAK AND HE WOULD SOB UNCONTROLLABLY. ok lar...a bit drama. but honestly, its like, super bad not 2 give my dad anything k. he's like. a pretty good dad. (i feel so...awkward saying this)

o0h. its 11.50. 10 minutes to a brand new boring day...haiz. luckily its 1 week to the start of SKU!
but its like, pressurizing liaoz...psle k! and the first day would probably be very sian...mr ng and the teachers going through their start-of-a-new-semester talk and all those stuff about -how-psle-is-very-important-coz-u-wanna-go-to-a-good-sku-don't-u. honestly, if psle is that pressurizing, i'll rather go the the sku 'wheretheheckistan'. if there's such a thing.

[been staying up till like, 2 and getting up at lunch time every day. thats the only good thing about holidays. CHI SHUI CHI QI SHEN TI HAO! XD]